Graviton

aws ssm send-command delivering a shell one-liner to a Haiku instance, which replies with uname, sysinfo, and a kernel team listing

The Most Improbable Managed Node: Haiku in AWS Systems Manager

amazon-ssm-agent can’t run on Haiku. So I taught Haiku to speak SSM instead — 600 lines of C++, one very confused fleet console, and a BeOS-descendant desktop in my browser.